Squashing the Drunken Monkey
show me the magic
Monkey Photo by Jamie Haughton on Unsplash
Oh, 2022, you minx. A week in and already you’re bitch-slapping us repeatedly. Omicron! Democracy in jeopardy! Motherfucking nature! Where are the Covid tests? Why is bread $6.00? What do you mean you’re out of chai, Starbucks? How’s a writer supposed to stay focused?